A MESSAGE FROM SAP & PONCE

Why buy a Perry Brothers product? Besides the obvious reason of loving the hell out of us, you’ll be helping us continue to make the haha-larious videos we create for you, the loyal viewer. We put our blood sweat and rears... excuse me... tears... into all of our videos. And we’re proud to say that we’ve done the same with our Abnormal Comedy Emporium goodies. All the T-shirts are designed by SAP and Ponce. AND we have the added the blood, sweat and... you know... of Sistah and Bro-in-law to the mix. They print and ship every shirt ordered by hand, using a state of the art cutter and uber-hot industrial grade T-shirt press. These shirts are made with love and gratitude to you, the Perry Brother lover... or lover of the Perry Brothers, Ponce fondler, SAP monger... you can come up with your own term to describe how you feel about us. Just remember, when you buy a Perry Brothers product and angel gets laid. Or, gets his wings... angels don’t get laid because they have Ken doll genitalia. It’s just a curved hump down there. Poor angels. Thanks for your support.